Big Ole Girl (Country Rose)
By Brian and Thomas Geraghty
Eyes of brown hair of black
When you buy her burgers better buy a sack
I like the way she jiggles around
You can climb her back without a sound
Country Rose is a friend of mine
Mistook her for one of my swine
I ain't seen no food she could'nt eat
Ate four large pizzas with triple meat
Big ole girl round every day
Lay her down in a bale of hay
Feed her good you'll get your way
Big ole girl round every day
Go to see her in the nearest stall
Guaranteed to have a ball
Ain't no need to bring no cash
Just a pork fried steak and a tub of hash
Her belly's big her feet are small
If she eats too much shes bound to fall
They say shes never missed a meal
When the eating starts she begins to squeal
Big ole girl round every day
Lay her down in a bale of hay
Feed her good you'll get your way
Big ole girl round every day
Took her to the county fair
Said I was gonna leave her there
Came back in a little while
She had a big blue ribbon and a pretty smile
I said how'd you win that ribbon prize
Then she looked me in the eyes
Told me she was in a pen
Judge stuck a ribbon on her chin
Big ole girl round every day
Lay her down in a bale of hay
Feed her good you'll get your way
Big ole girl round every day
Country Rose won't ya be my gal
A good farm girl can be a pal
You work real hard as a good farm hand
And
I'll pay you off in whole smoked hams
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