Ironballs (Ironman Spoof)
By Geraghty/Iommi/Osbourne
Are they flesh or zinc
Are they fresh or are do they stink
What's that clinking sound
When he is moving around
Can he walk at all
With those big magnetic balls
Big pain in the neck
Has to clean them with Tarn-X
They were turned to steel
Luckily he wasn't killed
Bad Smelting mishap
Hot iron ore pored in his lap
Everyone fears him
They all think he's a freak
Don't understand him
Because of his strange physique
Now the time is here
For Iron Balls to spread fear
Locks right on your back
Kills you with his metal sack
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Because of his balls of lead
Heavy boots kick him
Right in his big nuts of tin
Limp away fast as they can
Iron Balls lives again!
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